thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • nostalgiaultra:

    Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

  • a cool, hip, fun new idea: don't make fun of mentally ill teenagers
  • "He speaks in this one."
    Jeremy Renner, on what Hawkeye does Avengers 2 ( source )
    pumpkinsandsweaters:

Want more Fall? 
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    reverseracist:

    blazeberg:

    I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

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    therealhousewivesofpanem:

    when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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    prewars:

    smallgovernment:

    at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

    okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

    nialls-genitalls:

    Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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