ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
Me when I’m the next one to present in class